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No Regrets pt.2 "MARK! GO ANSWER THE DOOR!" Eduardo told him, when he heard a knock. Mark sighed, opening the door he saw Edd, Tom, and Matt. "WHERE'S EDUARDO SO I COULD KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH?!" Tom shouted, Eduardo then came to the door standing next to Mark, "what do you want?" he asked. Matt quickly grabbed Tom keeping him away from Eduardo. Edd sighed, "Eduardo we need to talk."
"WHAT?!" Eduardo shouted when he heard the news. Eduardo got up from his seat walking back and forth thinking. Edd nodded, "im pregnant" he said again, Eduardo looked at him, "are you sure its MINE?"
Edd looked at his friends, "well.... you were the only one I had sex with.... so yes." he said, Eduardo rubbed his eyes from frustration. Mark looked at Jon then Eduardo, "well Eduardo?" he asked, "are you going to be the father?" Jon smiled, "ARE YOU GUYS GETTING MARRIED?!"
"NO!" Eduardo shouted at his friends, he then pointed to Edd, "GOULD'S A LIAR! HE MIGHT HAVE HAD SEX WITH ONE OF
ONLINE ep. 1 Normal Day (pilot) STARTING:
OLIVIA (miss you so much dude D: )
It was a normal day in the business DeviantART. yup, everyone was doing the same old. Replying messages, getting new watchers, most importantly submitting art. But Jade decided to go take a visit to a friend.
"hello?" Jade said as she knocked on :iconrigbyrigbyrigby:'s profile. "Olivia?" she asked again. Jade decided to go in. Jade looked around, seeing her art, then she looked straight seeing her friend's desk. Which was a real mess. Jade pouted, when she saw her last visit was 5 mins ago.
Jade then grabbed a piece of paper with all her comments on it and she quickly wrote, "reply when u see this" Jade sighed leaving the profile. Jade then thought for a moment, then smiled, as she got an idea. She quickly passed by threw all the drawings and users, as she raced out the build
3 in the morning
The night fallen. Everyone in the house was asleep. Matt mumbled to himself in his dreams. Tord was was cuddling with Matt as he slept. Tom and Edd were were doing the same. Matt felt Tord's breathing above him, he blinked, making himself awake. When he did he looked at Tord who was smiling.
"why are you still awake?" Matt asked his husband. Tord smiled, "so i could take care of our little one, when she awakes" he said. Matt rubbed his eyes, "she doesn't awake in..." He turned to the clock, "3 in the morning" he finished. Matt then saw Tord counting down on his fingers. 3.2.1.
"DADDY!" A little girl yelled. Tord got out of bed and went into the room next door. "what is it, Lilly?" he asked his daughter. Lilly looked at her dad, "i heard whispering" she said queitly. Tord rolled his eyes, "that was just me and you your 'mother' talking" he answered. Lilly's dad sat besides her, Lilly quickly hugged Tord. Tord smiled and hugged back. He strocke
6G S2 ep. 10! J.T.A! J: Olivia come in the car!
O: wait you know how to drive?
J: JUST GET IN THE (beep) CAR!
O: *does so*
J: alright Alfredo, this should be done in 5 secs but if i dont make it, put a sandwich on my grave.
A: i wont be at your funeral!
O: what do we do? its an angry mob of zombies, a group of fuck boys, and the place to end it all.
J: i want to fuck!
O: *angry face*
J: i mean save the day?
O: then go do it!
5 SECS LATER
O: huh so it doesnt wor-
F: go Jadeo! whoo!
K: *hugs her* yay Jade you did it!
J: *blushes* hehe yeah.
K: *about to kiss but cleans her glasses* there was something on there.
J: oh um... k?
O: i say we celerbrate.
L: yeah, with these aliens i found who wants to 'destroy the world'
J: Yeah! Larry you are very funny....
Aliens: we will destroy all of you
The Party pt2 (Edd and Edurdo)
Edd groaned as he felt sunshine hit his face. He yawned as he stood up, he then felt naked. He looked under the covers and saw he was, he turned around and and saw the person he did it with. Eduardo.
oh god he thought i cant belivie i lost my virinity to Edurdoooo. ewww. He then heard Eduardo awaking, Edd looked at him, "can you explain this?!" he shouted at him.
"Edd?!" two voices shouted outside the door, then it swung wide open, it was Matt and Tom with jaws wide open too. Edd blushed, "guys i can explain!" Edd said. But the two laughed their asses off as they went away. Edd covered his face in his hands, Eduardo blushed, "s-sorry Edd" he told him.
"you should be!" Edd said "you took me to your 'party'! im non virgin! and now my friends think im.... g-gay!" Edd had tears run down his face this time. Eduardo sighed "Edd i only did that because-"
"because you want revenge" Edd cut him off. "no." Eduardo wipped his tears and made him face him, "because i
The Party pt 1 (Edd and Eduardo) Edd sat on his couch bored out of his mind. He had a cola in his hand as he was watching cermircals, he sighed too bad Matt and Tom arn't here he thought. Edd then heard his neighbour door slammed really hard, he went next door to see what was up.
He sighed as he knocked on the door. Out came was Eduardo he looked so calm and tired? "uh i just came to see whats up with the slamming" he told him. Eduardo raised an eye brow "that was acciendt" he told him. Edd looked down rocking back and forth until Eduardo quiestioned him, "anything else?"
Edd looked at him, "um... no. I-i should be going" Eduardo stopped him, "just tell me." Edd sighed, "im bored" Eduardo smiled "do you feel like partying?" Edd thought then nodded, "sure."
Eduardo took his hand leading him inside, inside they were having a party. Everyone was dancing, drinking or making out in the corner. "nice party" he told Eduardo "thanks?"
"want anything to drink?" Eduardo asked, Edd smiled, "cola if you have any." Eduardo
historically inaccurate documents-i-
you were perfect.
i could not look directly
at your flare, your lace,
i learned to love and blush
in that moment.
there are eight planets
and each one orbits
i am the first person to name
this cluster of stars
for the handful of freckles
on your arm
that it mirrors.
and i am also
you are the gleaming envy
of every viewer. you stand
bathed in worship-worthy
nervous ticks that only i
not a single other being
in our plane
is made of matter.
you alone are real
and we are the shatters
of the echoes
your breathing makes.
cusped quasars sync
portals swarming out of
sinusoidal orders. ornate
soils storing digitized loyalties
of lovers purring potently.
potential switched kinetic
all times are ours
and all dimensions follow
all rhymes involve
and all tensions swallow
we're all right
in all beds
with all words
like the length
of our lives,
we are withou
Bitlets 158She can’t decide to ask him
picking the petals of forget-me-nots:
he likes me,
he forgives me not.
PetalsI pull off a petal
"He loves me."
His smile is the galaxy I live and breathe in.
I pull off a petal.
And when he can't make time for me, that's okay.
He makes up for it in his kisses.
I pull off a petal.
The other girls don't matter
Because he comes home to me.
It hurts a little but I deal with it
Because he is the sun and the stars.
I pull off a petal.
He may ignore me sometimes
But deep down I know he cares.
I pull off a petal.
I'm hurting, but I need him.
He's the only one in my head.
He's the air in my lungs.
I pull off a petal.
"He loves me not."
In TuneI breathe in time with the rise and fall of your chest.
When our fingers lace, they hold tight for hours.
You don't just finish my sentences
I swear you read my mind.
We're a well oiled machine.
Like the ebb and flow of the sea.
We're becoming one body, one soul.
You and me.
We're meant to be.
Our UniverseHere we are in our mundane universe.
We stand underneath the night sky
And gaze up at the stars.
We are two small specks of dust
Attached to each other by tangled fingers.
My toes wiggle deeper into the sand
As I watch you splash around in the warm water.
Sometimes it's hard to believe there's a universe out there.
But we'll see it someday.
Together, hand in hand,
We will explore this huge galaxy.
We will make our own discoveries.
We will search for adventure
All the while we hold tightly to each other.
Because I see the universe in your eyes and your heart.
Because no matter how far we go
We'll still be two little dots
Lying on that beach
Aguila negra: preludioTres años atrás te vi por primera vez
pero era demasiado timida para hablarte
de modo que solo te contemplaba desde lejos
y te seguía a escondidas, no quería asustarte.
Al principio hablamos limitadas ocasiones
te veía muy poco pero en mi mente
siempre estabas presente,
a cada segundo
a cada instante,
era inevitable recordarte...
Hasta que un día, después de mucho esperar
me armé de valor y me acerqué a charlar,
no sabía si era una buena idea
pero ya no podía aguardar la espera
Tu mirada tan dulce
tu sonrisa angelical
hicieron que me derritiera
que se nuble mi pensar
Al día siguiente me escribiste,
me preguntaste si quería salir
yo muy emocionada
dije sin pensar "¡si!"
Disfrutamos de la danza
de un cielo estrellado
bebiendo te bajo el árbol
me estrechaste un abrazo
La miel es más dulce
cuando la pruebo de tus labios
las noches son más frías
cuando no estoy a tu lado
Intentamos tomarnos una foto
hug me so tightly that i can barely breatheI want to hug you so badly.
I want a hug that leaves the two of us breathless
because we've both waited so long to see each other again.
There's nothing better than that feeling I get
when you pick me up and squeeze me so tight
to where I can barely breathe but I can still
feel the butterflies in my stomach
and when you put me down to give me a billion kisses
I can't help but hold on to you so tight
because I'm too afraid to let go of you.
domain and range mean nothing before 10 amshe made worlds on tuesday mornings
not bothering to listen or take notes but instead
looking down onto the numbers and letters at her fingertips
and drawing the square roots and functions up in her mind
graphing virtual abstracts of you that
her unsteady hands lacked the deftness to create in her notebook.
she had tried a thousand times, though,
sharpening the pencil over and over
and adjusting this exponent and that denominator to get nearer to your curvature
in hopes of a more accurate depiction
in hopes of a smaller margin of error
but she ran out of lead faster than your face ran through her head
and erasers and echoed lines
are flimsy compensation for such an injustice to your irresponsible perfection.
so she forewent paper
instead latching tight onto the afterimage
which contained a calm, unstirred world
where the cream in her coffee spiraled into art and froze mid-oblivion
where the clicks of locks on doors meant
nothing more than solitude
with her thoughts
where your navy-and-
highschool heartsnew faces, old faces
faces we think we see
faces we wish we would never see again
laughs out loud
proclamation of feelings
sitting at the red table
coffee in hand
smiling so faintly
you joke so inappropriately
but not at that
how oblivious love is
how oblivious our lives are now
and pretty brown eyes
that glint in your eye when i blabber on
your pretty lips
i promised i'd stay on my studies
but i'd rather be studying chemistry
6G episode 8 The Chair CONTINUES ON LARRY'S DAY....
A: Jade! JADE!
A: LARRY! FLYS! SKY!
J: um Alfredo... you always say i'm crazy but right now... you are.
A: *facepalms* never mind! Anyways there still enough time before class starts and WHERE'S MY CHAIR?!
J: I didn't take it!
A: THEN WHO-
*evil laughter comes from the corner* It was the chair floating in green magic.
CHAIR: TRY TO CATCH ME MORTAL! *flew out the door*
Both followed the chair and stopped across the library as the chair flew to its roof.
J: *goes first* *gets ran over by a car*
A: JADE! oh well thats what she gets for being a bitch...
CHAIR: *laughs evily*
A: *gets a ladder*
CHAIR: WHAT?! NO!
A: *about to touch it*
CHAIR: PLEASE NO!
A: fuck you....
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